Funnythings

 First of all MAKE SURE you check out my links page, it has the voice records on it, they are hilarious.
1) A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. to prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze. the blonde shows up at his house, and he treats her to a home cooked meal. Afterwards they go to the living room and watch a movie. His manhood starts to bother him again so he excuses himself, goes to the kitchen, pours a glass of milk,and immerses himself for immediate relief . the blonde, however, wanted to know what he was doing and walks in on him with his johnson in the milk and  exclaims, " So thats how you guys load those things!"

this is the link to my voice files, There is a zip file in there containing a program called purevoice. you must install this program to be able to play these files because they were recorded on my cellphone and I can't seem to figure out how to convert them into mp3 files. Dont worry all my files are guaranteed virus free, I have checked them all. If you have a trust problem you can check them yourself before you download. anyway here's that link http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=419d2397e6fd0bd0c79b87b207592a1c4a616064a72ba3ddf1940a51b339e393